| "Attention! At ease!" "Men, a serious problem confronts us; one that has been confronted in many of the San Francisco
communities, and quite frankly men, it scares me silly! The problem is latent homosexuality! I've noticed a few of you sleeping, let us say "in the buff", as I peek around the corner when you wake up. This will never do!" "Man was not born to be naked. If God wanted us to be naked he would never have invented the Sears & Roebuck Mens Store! Why do you think they make Fruit of the Loom underwear? To sleep in, not to keep under your rack!"
"These dangling angles are affecting ships attitude! I have to wash my eyes out when I see this kind of blatent fruitiness." "I will have to start having formal inspections every morning where you must unzip your pants and show proof of shorts. Any man caught without his pants on will be severely whacked about his peepee!" "Let's keep latent homosexuality where it belongs in California!"
"Now stand tall!" | |
